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Bob, I must admit that I am a daily Bible reader myself, one with a few deeply held convictions as you mention, but who is not in the least bit offended by this blog....I think this is one of the most hilarious things I have ever read in my life!!!!! I literally laughed out loud. Can't wait for the next installment. You are in the wrong business!!!!


Ah, uncleanness.

I think "it's de-nogginizin' time!" would make a great battle cry for a Leviticus-based superhero.

Now if only in addition to teaching us how to spot leprosy (fun for the whole family), ol' Levi (who I'm assuming was a person and not a place) had given us some hints as to how to keep a kittens from trying to swallow your thumb.

Personally, I think she's just jealous, and assumes that by removing my opposable digit, she'll level the playing field. It will be my size versus her pointy-bits...


Sort of makes one wonder what God had against turtledoves...


Every man who is afflicted with a chronic flow from his private parts is thereby unclean

I chronicly flow every morning when I get up. I guess that's why I then shower.


And what about Kevin Spacey in American Beauty? If the "emission of seed" is in the shower, you should be clean right then and there.

We need a conclave of Talmudic scholars to clear this up.


You didn't know that Leviticus was mind-numbingly boring before you started? That was the main reason I was excited you were doing it rather than me. Now all your skimming implies I'm going to have to do it myself anyway!

BTW, if "de-nogginizing" isn't already a word, it sure deserves to be.

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